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orangeitnblack:

fuckyeah-alexvause:

o-i-t-n-b:

How to get a girlfriend:

  1. Go up to her and say, “Before I met you, the sun was like a yellow grape, but now it looks like fire in the sky. Why? Because you light a fire inside me.”
  2. Nickname her “Dandelion”
  3. Tell her you’d throw your pie for her, and then proceed to do so, in a violent manner, toward a fellow near said conquest.

and whatever you do, DO NOT piss on the floor of her shared bunk while she sleeps

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qraduating:

tbhkelly:

sw0g:

tea-hbu:

modelcity:

cravinqfood:

tbh-awkward:

THE PEOPLE WHO PLAY PETER PAN ARE SERIOUSLY THE CUTEST PEOPLE EVERY OMFG

This guy was fired because he was getting a lot of wrinkles in his eyes. Since you know, Peter Pan never grows up.

BUT HE ENDED UP MARRYING THE GIRL WHO PLAYED WENDY


LIKE IF YOU DON’T THINK THAT’S THE CUTEST FUCKING SHIT EVER YOU NEED TO GET OUT 

I’m done

ARE YOU SERIOUS OMFG WHY ISN’T MY LIFE THAT GREAT

ANDREW DUCOTE IS PERFECTION

I had to scroll down 1,932 of my liked posts just to reblog this again. OMG THE DUCOTES ARE PERFECT AND HIS YOUTUBE VIDEOS ARE PERFECT

qraduating:

tbhkelly:

sw0g:

tea-hbu:

modelcity:

cravinqfood:

tbh-awkward:

THE PEOPLE WHO PLAY PETER PAN ARE SERIOUSLY THE CUTEST PEOPLE EVERY OMFG

This guy was fired because he was getting a lot of wrinkles in his eyes. Since you know, Peter Pan never grows up.

BUT HE ENDED UP MARRYING THE GIRL WHO PLAYED WENDY

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LIKE IF YOU DON’T THINK THAT’S THE CUTEST FUCKING SHIT EVER YOU NEED TO GET OUT 

I’m done

ARE YOU SERIOUS OMFG WHY ISN’T MY LIFE THAT GREAT

ANDREW DUCOTE IS PERFECTION

I had to scroll down 1,932 of my liked posts just to reblog this again. OMG THE DUCOTES ARE PERFECT AND HIS YOUTUBE VIDEOS ARE PERFECT